. .. ... .... ... .. . . . . . . Message choosava? Chukkalu kanipinchaya? Nato pettunkunte anthey!!
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:ta unt:
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.
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Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram.....
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Boy 2 girl:kobbari chettu ekkithe engineering college girls kanipistunaru
Girl:akkadi nundi rendu chetulu vadiley,medical college ammayilu kuda kanipistaru...
:da nce1:
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Kallu naavi choopu needi.....
pedavi naadi maata needi....
manasu naadi alajadi needi.
idenemo???
...... sommokaridi sokokaridi ante?????
:bangh ead:
:rockon :
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roudy ants mundhu nunchi oka lady elephant pothundhi.... dinamma 360 240 360 pori pitta pitta ladi pothundhi.............
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AARU NOORU ela avatundo telusa let, a=b multiply wit 94
94a=94b
(100-6)a=(100-6)b
100a-6a=100b-6b
100(a-b)=6(a-b)
6=100..
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Sneham cheyi haddu leakundaa..
Manninchu moesam cheayakundaa..
Nammakaanni unchu anumaaninchakundaa..
Kalasi undu eppatiki vidipoekundaa..
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Kanulu neevi kanneeru naadi..
Hrudayam needi savvadi naadi..
Suvaasan needi sughandam naadi..
Sneha bandhammaatram mana iddaridi..
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Naaku nuvvante kopam,
Naa manasuni naaku duram chesavani...
Nenante naaku kopam,
Nee premaloe nannu nenu marachi poetunnaanani...
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Gulabi andam kanna...
Sampangi suvasana kanna....
Mallela telladanam kanna....
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. hurry up.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,
Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,
e msg ni maro muguriki pampu,
vallani maro muguriki panpamanu
ela gunya, *****e ni arikadam.
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Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Child: amma toilet ki poyanu vachi kadugu.
Amma: Sorry ra nenu TV chushunanu, Kavalantai SMS chaduvuthuna vaditho kadiginchuko.
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B.tech chaduvutai engineer avuthav,
MBBS chaduvuthe doctor avuthav
B.L chaduvuthe lawyer avuthav
Ela waste ga SMS chaduvuthe panikirakunda pothav. 
press down.....
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??
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hi,eanti sms cheyyadam ledu enduku..recharge cheyaleda?ok
recharge card no
ampistunna. press down
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ikkada blade tho geeku....
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TWO ANTS DRUNK AND WENT NEAR AN ELEPHANT.ONE ANT SAID IPPUDURARA NA KODAKA CHUSUKUNDHAM.THE OTHER SAID POONI MAMA MANAM IDDARAM VAADU OKKADE.
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6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5 birds flew away. but one bird was sitting.
Y...?
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balupu(neelage)..
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welcome to www.love.com type password * ** *** **** ***** processing..sorry meeku preminchey vayasu datipoyindi try www.sanyasi.com
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda. Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra..
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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku....
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Nepolian:impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu.............
sardar:ippudu badhapadi e'm labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali...
ha ha ha
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
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kanulaku vishranthi kalipisthu!!!
kalaka ku swagatham palukuthu
yadhalo
vedukolu cheptu
haiga nidurinchu
nedthama
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Ad kosam chiru "Thumps up" taagadu,
Pavan manakosam "Pepsi" taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam "Fanta" taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam "Domex" ayina taagava...?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko...
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu...
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani
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Telangana Style wedding card:
'LAGGAM PILUPU'
Maa pedda poradu Chi:Ellaiah
Chi: Ellamma (sattenna sinna bidda) ane porini laggam cheskuntundu.
Meerandaru yaad marvakunda raavale...
Yaad maristhe manchigundadi..
Mee pellam poragalani kuda tolka randi.
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Messages levu.. Phone ledu.. Atleast Missed Call kuda ledu Naaku tension gaa vundi.. Eni ayyindi? Kompa tesi ZOO valliki malli doriki poyava enti?
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Tirigi raanidi kaalam..
Vaddanna vachchedi maranam..
Ninnu cheralantundi naa hrudayam..
Mana sneaham nilavaali kalakaalam..
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Meku SMS mening telusa s : simham pampite m : monky chadive s : small file enti entasepu ala chustav nu vu kuda e sms nu me frds ku 4wrd chesi nuvu simham avu
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Husband in balcony reading news paper,A donkey came near Husband:Darling ur relatives came,
Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?????????
Good mornin & keep smiling
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Prati kshanam mana jeevitaanni maarchukune avakaasam.....
Ye kshanam gaataanni talachi vrudhaa cheyaku nee aashayam....
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oka kodi chicken shop munduku velli thoda kottindi.
ENDUKU
WHY
WHY
BALUPU
EMCHESTHAM
NEELAGA
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Lancham unnchota
"TAGORE"
Nirlakshyam unnachota
"APARICHITUDU"
Blackmoney unnachota
"SHIVAJI" Unte
Drona lo Priyamani bikni cinema flop
Billa lo Anushka, Billa cenima avg
Heroins to Labham ledani MITRUDU Lo Balakrishna Bikini lo Vastunnadu !
Be ready!!
Telugu jokes many more Enjoy!!!!!!!!11
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